Team: Calmer Than You Are Dude
| Week | Opponent | Result | Score | Hdcp | Details |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Strike It Rich | W | 88 | +100 | Matchup |
| 2 | Bye Team (you still bowl) | W | 92 | +100 | Matchup |
| 3 | The Incredibowls | W | (absent) | +99 | Matchup |
| 4 | Gutter Monkeys | W | (absent) | +99 | Matchup |
| 5 | King Pins | L | (absent) | +99 | Matchup |
| 6 | The Alley Cats | — | — | +99 | Who Would Win? |